BlaueMech's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Alphabet Song]

No one loves a Pedophile.

But this was still funny. The animation was enjoyably smooth and the song was great!

[Skittles N' Bitz 8]

You spelt "dying" wrong.

I didn't enjoy this one very much. I think the others had funnier jokes. I especially disliked the one with ShadowMan. The one with Sonic and Knuckles was good though. It might've been better if you didn't have the ring talk, or at least had it speak in subtitles. Just a more subtle gloat or something to leave the viewer to interpret.

[eBaums world dot com]

I love SA.

I've never liked eBaums World, and I hate when people "find" things on that website and show it to all their firends, usually because I've already seen at other sites a long time ago or I've seen it on the creators site. Hell, half the stuff on eBaums is stuff from NG! Awesome song btw!

[Dragongem episode 2]

Very cute!

I liked the animation and the style, and the somewhat generic sounds worked well with this. I don't get why the other two got punished though. Well, who's to say dragons deal fair justice?

[(2005)John Pinkerton]

I've never been a real fan.

I've never liked the figures you use as they seem like cop outs in favour of actually learning to model. The humour in your flashes has varied but theyre generally fairly funny. I enjoyed this one more than the rest but I'd still like to see some quality models in future ventures.

[11/06: Day of Reckoning]

I'm not sure about all this Mr_Artist Buisiness.

But I can sense the satire, though I'd like to know where it all started. I'm a fan of the clock crew as an interesting internet movement, I just wish Strawberry were still around to witness all the fun. I liked the song and the movie and it was above average for a clock flash.

[coffee break]

Always the "shading"

I would've liked it alot more if you didn't have that "shadow" arpund the main character and other figures. Shadows don't work like that buddy, why does everyone do this? Pick a damn lightsource and work from there.

[Final Fantasy Day Care 3]

Only one problem...

This one problem prevents me from enjoying your movie almost entirely. Black Mages roube in most scenes is shaded horribly. You have a darker shade all around the edges, with no clear light source. Many flash animators do it, and it's just not right. Pick a light source for each scene or just one and stick with it.

[TmsT's Zero Wing Rhapsody]

Great concept but the art is lacking.

I love the song and the animation, and it was a really great take on the AYB thing. However your overuse of bag gradients kinda subtracted form everything overall. You could have at least made it so the gradients looked proper (in real life, colours DO NOT fade into black. i.e. Your blue should've faded to a darker blue).

Great concept and song, ruined by bad art.

TmsT responds:

Compare with original, not "Real Life".

There is no such thing as "bad art", only a bad audience.

[Console allstars 2(Ep 7)]

Bad "plot" and poorly executed movie overall.

Your dialogue needs some serious work. Even if I look past the ocasional grammar mistake and your inability to space correctly, the dialogue is just bland. I don't understand why you also couldn't find a font to match the sprites. It just looks tacky using, what? Ariel Bold? I love sprites so much, but I always see them butchered in these movies. At least you didn't try to draw blood in flash to go with your sprites. I have to give you that much, at least.