BlaueMech's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kill the Emo]

Emo = lawls

People are complaining about those bands not technically being emo and blah blah blah, either way the music sucks. In fact, I might go so far as to judge someones character by the mere fact that they listen to said bands. The judgement not being a positive one of course.

[Ball OF Madness]

Good clone!

This was a fun game, but the graphics for the ball were bothersome. The shadow was too dark and actually not neccesary. The reflection should also have been much cleaer! Apply an aplpha to it and it would look soooo much better! Right now it's a weird grey mess!

[Thing-Thing Arena]

Another boring and bland shooter

Sorry pal, but these games are tired. Character creation showed potential but it had the same fairly generic choices. That style of character just reeks of "I'm not an artist", which isn't wrong, but if you're not, why not try to find one? The issue of shooting behind you stil exists, it just looks dumb having your hands just rotate around you.

The coding and such were fine, but it's old news.

[McDonald's videogame]

Brilliant Game!

Very cool idea and you pulled it off well. I'm gunna have to play this again! I can tell someone isn't a big fan of McDonald's. You've been a bad boy, how will the corporate machine feel since you'v e stopped loving them and their delicious burgers.

[A Koopa's Revenge]

Nice concept!

The coding and controls could use a little work though. The jumping is kinda sketchy, if you know what I mean. It's the same problem many flash pltformers have. The graphics could have been better, like giving the coin some detail and depth. It's harder, but not impossible. I could show you how if you needed. Next time add the option to set your own controls, too.

Great game, I'll have to pla ythis more later. Losing the shell is great btw, perfect way to represent "little mario".

Lambtaco responds:

Thanks for the review. I'll add detailed coins to my list of things to update. I like how you said that I should add an option to change controls NEXT TIME, some people don't realize what a bitch it is to do something like that with a completed game.

[-Cupid-]

Major flaw?

Have you ever seen a bow before? If so, was yours intentionally drawn how uninformed children draw "bowenarrows"? You drew the wooden part on thew wrong side my friend!

[Jack French #1]

Tch, tch...

I'm sorry guy, but you seem to have been caught using Comic Sans.
Even if this was the best flash file ever, I wouldn't be able to vote higher than 0. Sorry, my hands are tied.

[Perfect Pizza]

It'd be more fun if...

I didn't have to work at Pizza Hut in real life. I wish makin' pizzas was as fun as this though. Good game, my only real crit is the girl could've lookedgb etter. But she was stylized so I suppose it's fine.

[Nicholas' Weird Adventure]

Cute ending.

I was wondering why he just didn't do it in the begining! That kid on the playset looked like he was jerking off, that kinda grossed me out. Good first RPG though. Maybe next time make it a little more complicated or add some sort of battle system. Use Earthbound style enemies maybe.That'd be pretty sweet. And by more complicated, I mean make it so you don't need to pretty much do everything in one order, have different items go through seperate quests. Know what I mean?

[Tank Attack V0.00002]

Ech...

The canvas roads were a nice touch but there are worse photoshop filters you could use. Please find a better way to create your roads and sidewalks and any other graphics you use.