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Yeah, ok

If you really drew this, it looked as if you went over each frame and over simplified each image. I highly doubt you drew this in any case, and if you did I'd be suprised if you didn't just draw over the video or something. Better luck next time.

suicideboy0 responds:

I could understand why you would think that. obviously used a graphich pen. I did use video clips for most of them but i did my best not to trace. I looked at every frame to do this. so it would make sense why you think that. I appreciate your suspition though.

It's not commercialized enough.

We need more commercializations, people keep trying to remind me that christmas is about baby jesus who wasn't born in December. Also, we need more commercials to cover up the real reason for christmas: Catholics trying to covert Pagans by letting them theink catholocism is fun and that they have holidays too! Little did they know it's really just dividing up worship between mary and jesus and loong boring sermons. Commercials make people feel good and remind them to support our overlords. And we don't want to displease our masters.

Ren n Stimpy much?

It wasn't bad really, but I voted one because you used comic sans. Moral issue, you know? The sound was kind of hard to hear clearly and the backround noise oculd have been toned down. The Ren n Stimpy-ness was a little oo blatant though, the expressions you used were too direct of copies.

Not as good as some of the others.

Graphics - Poor. The clay men were poorly modeled and still haven't improved as you've continued to make these.
Sound - The voices are ok, a little fuzzy at times.
Humour - This one wasn't as funny as some of the others, the funniest part involving the clayman who loved the other.
Animation - Thoguh it would be incredibly difficult to pull off, I think the falling would have looked better if it were all done frame by frame. But that would likely be far too much trouble to bother trying, so I can see why you did it otherwise.

You're my favourite.

These hand drawn movies are great! No flash artist has ever made me laugh as hard as you have. My senior quote is going to be "One time I saw a ghost", as inspired by your films. I was starting to wonder if you had any jokes that didn't revolve around gay humour, but this has proven me wrong. Keep it up man!

Best one yet!

The scene where the beetles ask the boy to join him has almost ursurped the machine gun cat from the spot of favourite firth moment. You're steadily getting better, can't wait to see more along this ones veins. pktjob (forgot its exact name)'s little moving things in the backrounds are something you should include in more of these.

It's spelt "You're"

You're = you are. You also spelt "too" wrong. You also repetitively capitalized words that didn't need to be, and you weren't even consistant with it. You just seemed to arbitrarily capitalize words... ugh, this whole flash was frustrating to watch. Spend some time on your charcaters and make them look good, learn to use varying line weights and make your works look good together. The black fellow's eyes could also be greaty improved if you took half a second to look at how real eyes are structered. I realize it's a cartono figure, but in cartoons eyes do not look like that but in the shittiest of them. Yuo could have at least used circle, ovals just look worse!

I could've sworn

that you once spoke out against stuff just like this. Have you suddenly started thinking with the other head, or just succumbing to 14 year old sex drives' for more views/votes?

Almosy voted 3...

Which is the highest I vote for any movie except for extraordinarily original or well animated movie. Instead I'm voting 1 simply because of your use of comic sans for that second or so in the begining. I am simply morally opposed to comic sans in any form, sorry. It may seem a dumb reason to lower my vote, but it's how things work.

stoners-lunchbox responds:

It IS a dumb reason to vote low. It's the STUPIDEST reason to vote 1. It's like saying "i vote 1 because there's a dead pixel on my screen"! And by the way, comic sans was used in the CREDITS, not in the actual feature!

Moron!

Pretty good...

My main crits are you used non-sprite blood (though luckily not that much) and that's the biggest problem with sprite movies these days,. People need to leanr vector blood and sprites do not look good at all. The sound effects were crisp and fairly well synced up. Next time get a sprite backround and make a turning sprite. I know you're probably not a spriter, but it wouldnt be topo hard to rig up one fram of animation for the cavalry to make their turning looks better. Since it would only be shown for likely a 12th of a second, even an amateur sprite would work.

Dragonman11 responds:

Yeah, this is my first time working with sprites, maybe when i get better i will make them "turn" instead of tweening them. THanks

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